[View the story "Twitter'd: TOTAL RECALL (2012)" on Storify ]Twitter'd: TOTAL RECALL (2012) I live-tweeted the unnecessary TOTAL RECALL remake from the director of two UNDERWORLD movies, co-starring his sexy wife from the UNDERWORLD movies, and Bill Nighy from the UNDERWORLD movies. There's also Colin Farrell from BALLYKISSANGEL and Bryan Cranston from BREAKING BAD as "Dick Jones"... Storified by Dan Owen · Fri, Jan 25 2013 00:53:50
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I'm going to watch #TotalRecall with Kate Beckinsale. Yes, she's coming over for a glass of wine.Dan Owen
Theatrical Cut or Director's Extended Cut? How do you make a decision? I always go for extended, in the vague hope it means added nudity.Dan Owen
This would make more sense if Colin's wife was a munter. And sure, his job's monotonous, but has he thought of modelling? #TotalRecallDan Owen
This was worth remaking. The advances in triple-tit technology have improved so much since 1990. #TotalRecallDan Owen
You don't trust a memory-implanting chair controlled by Harold from HAROLD & KUMAR. Life rule No1. #TotalRecallDan Owen
I think "extended edition" just meant you get the trailer, but where every shot and scene's about three minutes longer. #TotalRecallDan Owen
I guess walkthrough x-ray machines aren't "futuristic" enough now. #TotalRecallDan Owen
It's a good touch to have Kate change to her natural English accent when she's exposed as being evil, have to admit. #TotalRecallDan Owen
Um, yes I do believe someone like you would marry someone like Colin Farrell, Evil Kate Beckinsale. What's your point? #TotalRecallDan Owen
I miss Arnie's knee'd-in-the-groin face. #TotalRecallDan Owen
It's a shame Kate Beckinsale's just become a classier Mila Jovovich. #TotalRecallDan Owen
The "hand thing" doesn't beat the "nose thing". #TotalRecallDan Owen
Schwarzenegger could have played a fat wrinkled mutant (no make-up required) if the remake had gone down that path. #TotalRecallDan Owen
Where's a Robert Picardo automaton when you need one? #TotalRecallDan Owen
There's a "two weeks" injoke that doesn't quite work because the actress ISN'T the same actress, and barely resembles her! #TotalRecallDan Owen
It's gone a bit MINORITY REPORT, but it's clear Len Wiseman doesn't know Dick. (Philip K.) #TotalRecallDan Owen
They can change people's faces in the future, but can't erase hand scars? #TotalRecallDan Owen
THERE IS STILL AN HOUR LEFT TO GO! #TotalRecallDan Owen
There are lots of shots when it looks like people are running away from lens flare, shielding their blinded eyes in agony. #TotalRecallDan Owen
The world is overpopulated with people, but someone think it's a good idea to mass manufacture androids? #TotalRecallDan Owen
Kate Beckinsale's attire is getting closer to a PVC catsuit and Bill Nighy's showed up. UNDERWORLD: #TOTALRECALLDan Owen
